Requesting an Account

YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU WANT AN ACCOUNT, SO READ ON.

In March 2012, Absolution went private.
Now, you can only get in if I choose to allow it.
Why? Two reasons.

PLAGIARISM + FEEDBACK

I'll put it simply. My shit has been stolen too many times and too many people want to come into my house, entertain themselves with my stories -on an ongoing basis- and then, won't even have the decency to leave a comment that's as simple as, "Hey, I enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing."

I wound up with carpal tunnel for my efforts to keep people entertained and give them a little escape from reality, and since many obviously didn't appreciate those efforts, they're cut off.

Period. The End.

But, for a chosen few, you can still slide on in~

PAST REVIEWERS...

If you were a regular reviewer and don't have an account e-mail me using the "Mail IG" link on the toolbar with the following:

Subject Header: Previous Reviewer

1. The name you've previously used in reviews.

2. The username you desire.

3. Read the Terms of Access and send me the required password.
(I am NOT referring to your personal password.)

No password = No account, so make sure you read the ToA thoroughly.

NEVER REVIEWED? NEW TO THE SITE?

If you're new to my site, or was simply too lazy to review in the past, you probably won't get an account.
But if you'd like to convince me otherwise, do the following:

Send an e-mail to Membership@inugrrrl.net
DO NOT use the "Mail IG" link on the toolbar. Your mail will be deleted without a reply.

Subject: New Reader or Past Reader
(Choose what applies to you)

Add the following information:

1. Introduce Yourself.
(Just a few lines about who you are, including your age.)

2. How you know me/How you found my website.

3. Desired username and Valid e-mail address.

4. Read the Terms of Access and send me the required password.
(I am NOT referring to your personal password.)

No password = No account, so make sure you read the ToA thoroughly.

IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS,
I WILL IGNORE YOUR REQUEST.

Everything I've asked for is easy to comprehend and serves a specific purpose.
You can do it properly and get considered, or fuck it up and get ignored. Choice is yours.

WHAT TO EXPECT IF ACCEPTED

Provided you submit all of the requested information, you will receive a form letter directly from me. This letter is given to every new member. It points out warnings regarding my fiction and website. It also points out helpful links, the consequences of failing to review, and how to log in. My advice is that you heed what's in the letter because I absolutely will delete your account if you test me. As I've stated before, membership here isn't a right. You are a guest and guests have zero say about what happens in my house.

IN CONCLUSION

There is no guarantee that you'll get an account; that's at my discretion. But if you do, you're expected to adhere to my Terms of Access and Site Rules at all times or I'll dead your account.

Just so you know... This is not about my ego or thinking I write the world's best fanfic -please. I don't and I will tell you that in a NY minute. This is about protecting my efforts and my own peace of mind. My writing may not be shit to you, but it's important to me, and strangers don't just get to do what they like anymore.

And if you have an issue with anything on this page, you're free to leave the way you came in.

One more thing...

Don't e-mail me with your 'grievances' about my rules.
I give zero fucks, sweetie.
I'll simply put your little note where it belongs -in my trash.
#Bye