YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU WANT AN ACCOUNT, SO READ ON.

In March 2012, Absolution went private.
Now, you can only get in if I choose to allow it.
Why? Two reasons.

PLAGIARISM + FEEDBACK

I'll put it simply. My shit has been stolen too many times and too many people want to come into my house, entertain themselves with my stories, but won’t have the decency to leave a comment that's as simple as,
“Hey, I enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing."

Those days are over. Period. The End.

But, for a chosen few who are willing to be a vocal member of my site and support the work, you can still slide on in~

PAST REVIEWERS...

If you were a regular reviewer and don't have an account e-mail me using the "Mail IG" link on the toolbar with the following:

Subject Header: Previous Reviewer

1. The name you've previously used in reviews (Or the name I know you by).

2. The username you desire.

3. Read the Terms of Access and send me the required keyword.

No keyword = No account, so make sure you read the ToA thoroughly.

NEVER REVIEWED? NEW TO THE SITE?

If you were simply too lazy to review in the past, you probably won't get an account.
(But you can try to convince me otherwise)

If you’re new and don’t have a problem complying with my rules, do the following:

Send an e-mail to Membership@inugrrrl.net
DO NOT use the "Mail IG" link on the toolbar. Your mail will be deleted without a reply.

Subject: New Reader or Past Reader
(Choose what applies to you)

Add the following information:

1. Introduce Yourself.
(Just a few lines about who you are, including your age.)

2. How you know me/How you found my website.

3. Desired username and Valid e-mail address.

4. Read the Terms of Access and send me the required keyword.

No keyword = No account, so make sure you read the ToA thoroughly.

IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS,
I WILL IGNORE YOUR REQUEST.

Everything I've asked for is easy to comprehend and serves a specific purpose.
If anything is missing, I’ll delete the request.

WHAT TO EXPECT IF ACCEPTED

Provided you submit all of the requested information, you will receive a form letter directly from me. This letter is given to every new member. It points out warnings regarding my fiction and website. It also points out helpful links, the consequences of failing to review, and how to log in. My advice is that you heed what's in the letter because I absolutely will delete your account if you test me. Membership here isn't a right. You are a guest and guests have zero say about what happens in my house.

IN CONCLUSION

There is no guarantee that you'll get an account; that's at my discretion. But if you do, you're expected to adhere to my Terms of Access and Site Rules at all times or I'll dead your account.

Just so you know... This is not about my ego or thinking I write the world's best fanfic -please. I don't and I will tell you that in a NY minute. This is about protecting my efforts and my own peace of mind. My writing may not be shit to you, but it's important to me, and strangers don't just get to do what they like anymore.

And if you have an issue with anything on this page, you're free to leave the way you came in.

One more thing...

Don't e-mail me with your 'grievances' about my rules.
I give zero fucks, sweetie.
I'll simply trash your message and finish my latte.
#Bye