DO NOT CRITIQUE ME.

I'm not interested in hearing where you think I messed up, nor do I want your advice.
You're here to read and enjoy. If that's too much to comprehend, leave.

YES, THEY ARE OUT-OF-CHARACTER.

I happily butcher canon characterizations and that's the way I want it.

MY STYLE IS MY OWN.

Don't attempt to school me on how to perform as an author.
I've got my own style and I don't care if it doesn't agree with you.

DO NOT DISCUSS MY PLOTS IN REVIEWS.

Have a plot theory? KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
Otherwise, I'll kill your account. Possibly spoiling things for other readers is not cute.

THERE WILL BE GRAMMATICAL ERRORS.

You will see mistakes in my writing, especially the early works.
I'm not perfect, nor do I claim to be. Get over it.

PISSING ME OFF IS A ONE-WAY TICKET.

This is a private site and you're a guest.
Any time I think you should no longer be considered a guest, I will ban you accordingly.

REVIEWING IS REQUIRED.

If you have a reader account, you're expected to review. It's that simple.
If you have an issue with that, you don't need an account and I will quickly relieve you of it.

But reviewing has its rules, so follow them.

I OPERATE ON A ONE STRIKE RULE.

If you violate my Terms of Access, my Reviewing Rules or these Site Rules,
I'll delete your account without warning or explanation.

WHY THE BITCH TORNADO?

If you know anything about me and the horrendous shit I've endured in this fandom, you already know why.
Therefore, being forceful from the start gets my point across about what I won't tolerate.
If you have a problem with that, no one is keeping you here. I'm 100% unapologetic about protecting my comfortable, safe space.

Now that we understand each other...
Welcome to Absolution.