NEW MEMBERS MUST REVIEW WITHIN ONE WEEK OF MEMBERSHIP APPROVAL.
If you don't, I'll assume you're not here to read and I'll delete the account.

1. DO NOT FLAME. DO NOT CRITIQUE. DO NOT BE DISRESPECTFUL.

I'll ban you instantly. My guest authors and I write for fun, not target practice.
If we want your advice, we'll ask you for it, and if you don't like a story, keep it to yourself.

Read -and heed- my Site Rules before you touch my fiction.

2. DO NOT LEAVE ONE-WORD REVIEWS.

They get deleted. Leave a whole sentence or nothing at all. Do it one too many times and YOU get deleted.

3. LOW RATINGS WILL GET YOU DELETED.

Low ratings (Below 8) means you didn't enjoy it. If you don't enjoy the fanfiction, you don't need to be here and I will relieve you of your account. When in doubt, remember that you can leave a comment without leaving a rating.

4. DO NOT SHARE PLOT THEORIES IN REVIEWS
Need an example?

"ZOMG! I think the monkey will become the chicken and then turn into the lion when the
kangaroo tells him that he's in love with the tiger!! Am I right?!"

Get it? That kind of thing is worthy of account deletion. Just don't.

5. REMAIN ACTIVE.

No one is expected to review every story, every time.
However, I need to see your name more often than not or you will put your account at risk.

6. DO NOT ABUSE EMOTICONS

Absolution isn't overly fond of emoticons (such as excessive hearts, certain smileys, etc). It will often cut off your
review if it doesn't like your emote. Please try to refrain from using them.

Commenting on every chapter is not expected, or desired, but you must remain reasonably active.
If you violate the reviewing rules more than twice, your account dies.
Feel that you can't follow the rules? Request account deletion or don't ask for an account at all.

Why impose these rules? You’d be surprised how nasty people are when they think they can hide behind a screenname. They say and do things just for the sake of fuckery and I’m not here for it, not in my own house.