Beyond Redemption – Moments of Suckism

Category “Moments of Suckism”

The Lost Samaritan.

Friday, 20 March, 2009

I’ve noticed that since I got wordpress I’m more bloggy than usual. Well, fuck it! 😛

Tonight I wtched The Lost Samaritan, one of those Ian Somerhalder films I mentioned in my last post. I feel like someone beat me over the head for nearly two hours with a block of suck, lol. I love “Boone” and I drooled the entire time he was on the screen, but holy shit, that movie was terrible. Talk about plotholes big enough to FALL in. What was worse was the really, extraordinarily bad acting. Ian was okay, but the others… I have to wonder if they’ve ever been in anything before -or since. It like… hurt to watch. >.<

The premise was that an accountant ends up saving some guy in a traffic accudent, and from there, he becomes the target of these assassins. Words cannnot express how awful this film is. It makes me feel bad, too, because I love Ian. He was great as Boone and The Rules of Attraction looks like it’s going to be pretty good, but this… Well, let’s just say that I’m glad I’m not one of these people that will throw a person away based on one bad go ’round. I’m still going to watch the other 2 movies I downloaded and hope for the best.

That aside, with the right fillers (for that empty plot), I can probably make this movie into a pretty decent fanfic, lol.

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